PETA has already tried to tell you that eating meat will shrink your son’s penis.
But the animal rights organization is now here to explain why eating meat will also have a negative effect on your sex life.
Well… not “explain,” really.
Instead, the organization has released a number of new posters that feature two lovers in bed with a farm animal.
What do these have to do with the argument that eating large quantities of red meat can lead to inflammation… which can, conceivably, produce erectile dysfunction?
That’s what social media users want to know.
Check out the strange posters below and then enjoy a hearty laugh over how the Internet has reacted to them…
Don’t Have a Cow, People
Don’t have one in bed, at least. Otherwise, you may not be able to perform in bed. This is the message PETA thinks it’s sending with this poster.
There will be no pigging out on each other’s private parts when you overdo it with red meat. Got it, people?!?
What Are You, Chicken?
We’ll start with the reaction to this third poster, because it’s pretty fantastic. Keep scrolling…
How Do You Like Your Chicken?
Any way we can get it, these guys appear to be saying.
What Say You, Chicken?
Oh. Well okay then.
Better luck next time.