If you follow her family closely, you know that Jana Duggar courtship rumors pop up at the rate of about one per week.

This past week was special, as we were blessed with not one but two probably-bogus reports about who Jana is side-hugging these days.

Jana Duggar is Awesome

First, sources claimed that Jana was courting Caleb Williams.

To be fair, by “sources,” we mean people who saw a photo of Caleb eating dinner with the Duggars and jumped to the conclusion that he and Jana will soon be picking out baby names.

Caleb quickly clarified that he’s just a longtime family friend, but the rumor machine hates a vacuum, so it wasn’t long before another possible suitor took his place.

Yesterday, it was reported that Jacob Wilson was courting Jana.

Again, the speculation was based primarily on a Duggar family pic in which Jacob happened to make an appearance.

And again, the “Jana’s mystery man” took to social media to dash the hopes of optimistic Duggar obsessives.

Jacob Wilson Photo

“So yeah I just wanna say that this is total bunk. WE ARE NOT IN A RELATIONSHIP,” Wilson wrote on Facebook last night.

“Lol we’ve been friends for 21 years and all of a sudden! BAM! we just happen to be in the same picture so of course the media has to make up a story about it to sell. So I’m here to clear the water… it ain’t true! moral of the story? Don’t believe what you see online.”

Clear the water?

Jana needs a dude who has a better handle on basic metaphors.

Anyway, like we said, Jana courtship rumors are nothing new.

Jana Duggar Selfie

In fact, the girl’s got so many rumored suitors out there that they should start a support group.

A few months back, rumors that Jana was courting Jonathan Hartono began circulating on social media.

Last night, Hartono also took to social media to offer his support to Wilson.

“I know how you feel bro,” he replied to Jacob’s comment.

Man, if Jim Bob’s money-making instincts were as good as everyone says, he’d be on the phone with these dudes trying to Simon Cowell them into starting a boy band at this very moment.

Just sayin’.

Watch Counting On online, so you’ll be the first to know if Jana actually begins a courtship.