The Internet can be a scary place for a woman.

There are just SO many shades dudes out there looking to score, even with someone they’ve never actually met.

Below, we’ve collected a handful of hilarious responses from females who were faced with irritating members of the opposite sex online… only to shoot them down in epic fashion.

1.
NSFW Warning!

NSFW Warning!

Also: LOL warning!

2.
This is Very Long

This is Very Long

But very worthwhile.

3.
Sure, Why Not?

Sure, Why Not?

Oh. THAT’s why not.

4.
Micropenis Slam!

Micropenis Slam!

This woman wins the Internet.

5.
Get It Nice and Deep In There, Okay?

Get It Nice and Deep In There, Okay?

And then just sit back and I’ll do all the work.

6.
Your Heart Will Not Go On and On

Your Heart Will Not Go On and On

But I’ll laugh a lot.

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