Kylie Jenner really wants you to look at her boobs, you guys.
The reality star and makeup mogul took to Snapchat to share that she was just feeling the music in the car … and an eyeful of her barely-contained bust.
We can’t imagine that when Volvo’s engineers developed the modern seatbelt, they imagined that it would one day be used to add an extra layer of curvy emphasis to a teenage celebrity’s already prominent boobs.
Kylie might not be at the point of being the George Washington Carver of seatbelts, but she’s being sort of creative about it, at least.
So, Kylie shared this over Snapchat, tilting her head along with music in typical Kylie fashion.
She’s clearly wearing a bra, so she isn’t as relaxed as she sometimes gets on Snapchat. She’s in a car, so that makes sense.
As recently as 2015, Kylie admitted to wearing a type of bra that added a few cup sizes — which, even back then, she didn’t need.
These days, she absolutely doesn’t need the help.
Ever selfie seems to add to the pile of evidence for those rumors that Kylie got a boob job.
Honestly, we know that bras are all kinds of uncomfortable — even more than most clothing, and that’s saying a lot.
So she doesn’t always wear them when on Snapchat, and we don’t blame her.
Admittedly, cropping out your face to take a photo of your braless chest might be a little much to broadcast so widely over Snapchat.
But who’s to say that we all wouldn’t do the same if, through some Quantum Leap scenario, we had to walk a mile in her
Though, as we’ve said before, Kylie might want to find a thing for her brand other than her youthful body if she wants to be successful for the long haul.
Kylie often uses Snapchat to directly promote her brand, even if it’s just a video of her in a yellow bikini with a little imposed caption talking about how she can’t wait for her new lip kits to drop.
Photos of Kylie in a sheer lace bra can do wonders for advertising, you see.
There’s a seeming authenticity to that — like watching an actor livetweeting their own show along with fans.
It almost makes you believe that Kylie’s just excited and not wielding Snapchat and her body as powerful marketing tools.
But hey, that’s part of why Kylie’s net worth is so high.
That and, you know, being born rich and being on a reality show.
Admittedly, what’s really haunting us about the photo isn’t Kylie’s bust or the seatbelt, but those glasses.
We just don’t know what to make of them.
If we ever had to describe anything as “retro-future,” we’d describe those glasses that way.
Sometimes there are fashion trends that we can’t understand and also don’t want to understand.
In this case, it might just be Kylie being weird.
But if it turns out that everyone’s wearing those this summer, we’ll know whom to blame.
Finally, like … what is up with Kylie’s tatters of a sweatshirt?
She’s before lamented being “freezing cold” when the temperature is in the 60s, which is tragically typical for lizard people … ahem, we mean, Southern Californians.
So we guess that this “top” of sleeves and a collar is to keep her from freezing but to still let her show off her boobs?
We don’t have to worry about her chest getting cold, we guess, since she has two giant heating pads right there, insulated with a bra.
But still, it is such a weird outfit, and its purpose is fairly transparent.
… We almost want to give her kudos for that, actually.