Just Google it.

This has become more common of a phrase across the world than “Donald Trump has legitimate mental issues and is unfit to lead a boy scout troop, let alone the United States of America.”

But just because you can look up anything on the Internet’s leading search engine does not mean you should look up anything on the Internet’s leading search engine.

Below, we’ve compiled a list of terms/words that you may have read about and which you may be curious about… but, for reasons discussed in a moment, you should NOT find out more about.

Here’s why…

1.
Brian Peppers

Brian Peppers

Brian Peppers is a registered sex offender from Ohio suffering from some kind of grim deformity, which some believe to be Apert Syndrome, a congenital disorder marked by malformations of the skull. In 2005, a disturbing image of Peppers made the Internet rounds. You may have heard about it and want to look into it. But you should not do so.

2.
Meatspin.com

Meatspin.com

Meatspin.com has nothing to do with something you may want to eat. This is a website that features an embedded video of two men having gay sex. One of them is “spinning around” atop the other man, which is where the website’s name comes from.

3.
4 Girls Finger Paint

4 Girls Finger Paint

This search will NOT result in any sort of cute video involving young girls doing some kind of art work. Instead, it centers on women having sex, using their fingers in various ways and also vomiting. A lot.

4.
2 Girls 1 Cup

2 Girls 1 Cup

There are two women and they use one cup to poop in. And then they do stuff with this poop. Really. Those rumors you read about are true.

5.
Lemon Party

Lemon Party

This will take you to a website called “Lemonparty.org” that features a video of three older men in a bed together kissing and then engaging in oral sex. It actually got a mention on an episode of 30 Rock once.

6.
Harlequin Fetus

Harlequin Fetus

This term refers to a baby born with the congenital skin disease ichthyosis. It’s a fatal condition and you do NOT want to see what it looks like.

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