For the past week, rumors that Farrah Abraham is pregnant have been circulating non-stop on social media.

Part of the reason that the unconfirmed reports refuse to go away is that Farrah’s number one coattail-rider, Simon Saran, insists on dropping hints that he and Farrah are expecting a child.

So far, he’s favored relatively subtle methods, such as posting photos in which it looks like Farrah might be sporting a baby bump, but today he decided to kick it up several notches:

Farrah Abraham and Simon Saran Photo

Asked by Radar Online if Farrah is knocked up, Simon responded, “Yes, she’s 26 and pregnant.”

Now, before you get too excited/devastated about the prospect of Abraham welcoming a second child, you should know that Simon has a unique sense of humor.

And by “unique,” we mean bad, unfunny, and just generally very lame.

The site notes that Saran’s comment was “perhaps joking” when he made the remark.

How is it possible for such a straightforward statement to be a joke.

Farrah Abraham and Simon Saran on Vacation

That’s a good and difficult question that we feel qualified to answer, having endured the arduous task of scrolling through Simon’s Twitter page.

You see, he thinks any word play-ish reference to the titles of Farrah’s reality shows is absolutely fall-down HIGH-larious.

So when he says she’s “26 and pregnant,” that’s not necessarily his way of confirming that she’s actually pregnant.

You have to imagine Simon nudging you in the ribs and saying, “Ya know? Like 16 and Pregnant!”

It’s best to politely chuckle in hopes that he’ll go away.

Farrah Abraham and Simon Saran in Bridal Shop

The statement contradicts Simon’s earlier remarks on the subject, in which he blamed Farrah’s “baby bump photos” on … Dr. Pepper?

Yeah, we don’t get it either.

“She’s not pregnant. I believe she had too much Dr. Pepper to drink for breakfast that left her looking bloated,” he told Radar,

Erm … is Dr. Pepper for breakfast, like, a pop-culture reference that went over our heads, or something?

Probably Simon is just batting .1000 with the nonsensical jokes lately and enjoying every second of the attention that comes with his ex-girlfriend possilbly being pregnant.

Naver change, homey.

Just kidding, change immeditately; your whole thing just isn’t working for us.