You got: Desus Nice

AKA Desus Vice aka Young Chipotle aka Pockets stay fat like Terio aka Kristap Por-sling-dick aka Eli Litby aka Slobodan Might-know-ya-bitch aka Young Day Party, Young Hot Take, aka Desus H. Fuego, Mr. Nandos with a rando aka Mikhail Goin-off aka The Jouvert Boss aka Pullin’ up from 40 with your shorty, the original “my plus one got a plus one so don’t make a fuss son,” aka Desus Rothstein, the Jamaican Jew aka Jermaine Avocado Toast aka The Ghost of Mufasa aka Vice-K Matsuzaka aka Desus Ex Machina aka Dionardo DiTrappio aka Mr. 240p because I like my Pino blurry aka Henrik Bud-qvist aka your problematic bae aka The Black Asiatic who will crack your back like an automatic craftmatic aka Mr. La Marina in a mesh Merina with a fresh misdemeanor and a cold demeanor, etc.

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You got: The Kid Mero

AKA The Human Durag Flap aka Curve Gotti aka Donovan McDabb aka Trizz Khalifa aka SKKRRRT Loder aka “I no fucking baby, I fucking man!” aka “Check the guest list again because my name is definitely on it, and no I’m not stepping to the side while you check” aka Been-smacked Biyombo aka Feel-da-ass Tyson aka Fry-an-L Messi aka The East Tremont Stevie B aka Barmelo Xanthony aka The Plantain Supernova in the Sky, aka if you see me in Target approach me like a bear, etc.

The Kid Mero
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