1. A lot of people like sex. And some of those people even like *whispers* public sex.
2. Maybe you and your partner tried to quietly have sex in an almost-empty movie theater, but someone caught you halfway through.
3. Perhaps you started blowing a random guy in the gym sauna, but things got slippery and you fell and broke your arm.
4. Or maybe you and a few friends were camping and things turned into a late-night orgy, but your drunken-self started throwing up on everyone.
5. Hey, things happen! Tell us your funniest and cringiest public sex horror stories via the dropbox below!
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