1. Look. Look at this photograph of Fred Durst.

The pic was posted by influential meme bro Jack Wagner.

2. How do you feel after looking at that photo? A little…warm?

Are you, like, imagining Fred picking up the kids after school in a sporty mini van, maybe taking them to the skate park but reminding them to wear a helmet? No, no, me either.

3. What about this one, one of only four on Durst’s Instagram?

  1. Am I saying that I would do literally anything for Fred Durst’s silver-haired nookie?

This Picture Of Hot, Old Fred Durst Just Turned Me Gay


    9. Okay, back to work. Try to make it through the rest of your day, if you can.

    Check out more articles on BuzzFeed.com!