1. Hello, Bachelor Nation! How’s it going? It’s been a while, now that we are firmly in the Dancing With the Stars portion of the year. You know, that time of year where you *could* make Monday night plans if you wanted to. It’s a weird time.

4. Ding, ding, ding, it’s Ashley I., coming to you live with some huge celeb interviews. NBD!

5. Well, it would only make sense for the two most iconic contestants in recent Bachelor history to meet and instantly become the best duo to ever come out of the franchise.

Caption: “NEW FAVORITE HUMAN ALERT!”

My Caption: “THIS IS MY EVERYTHING.”

6. Now THIS would be a reality show I could get behind. Raquel would serve snacks while Corinne naps and Ashley cries in the background.

7. Get on it, Freeform.

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