If you were a teen in the late ’90s and early 2000s chances are you thought the following pictures were “hot.”

With that being said, buckle up ladies, you’re about to disgusted with younger yourself.

1. A group of men whose full bodies were dip dyed, drenched in gel, and sprinkled with puka shells:

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2. A group of men who took a t-shirt, ripped it up, and decided to make headbands and earrings out of it:

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3. A group of men who had a fucking field day in your high school drama club’s wardrobe chest:

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As a dick fanatic, even I am shaking by the sight of JC’s bulge.

4. A man wearing a fedora made of little square patches of leather:

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5. A group of men who got dressed in the dark and were just like “Fuck it! I am wearing my dad’s fishing vest and an iPod exercise holder!”:

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6. A group of men with VERY LARGE oversized magical shiny pleather jumpsuits:

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8. A group of men wearing unzippered velour sweatsuits, tits out to the wind, while inside:

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9. A man who wears a parachute harness without a shirt under it:

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10. A bunch of men in denim that looks as heavy as those lead mats the dentist puts on you when they’re taking an x-ray:

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11. A group of men where not one, but TWO, are wearing orange tinted Tour-De-France biking style sunglasses:

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12. A group of men wearing jackets made of curtains:

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13. A group of men where one looks like a gay cowboy, another looks like he just saw a ghost, and the other three are like WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING?!:

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14. A group of men where one of them kinda looks like a stiff dead person wearing a graduation gown and a top hat:

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He literally looks like the “I’m cold” kid from Are You Afraid Of The Dark.

15. A group of men who were dressed by a bunch of middle schoolers:

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18. A group of men where one of them looks like he’s from The Matrix, another looks like he’s from the off Broadway production of Rock Of Ages, one looks like a guy who hangs out in cemeteries, and the other two just got off their shifts at the Orange Julius stand in the local mall:

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19. A group of men wearing a TON of fabric but probably no underwear (I’m guessing):

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20. A group of men wearing different types of couch upholstery:

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21. And a man who wears ski goggles with a tank top, a baseball glove, two dog chains, and dyed purple hair nubbins:

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To sum it up: You were really into some freaky shit.

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