1. Maybe you’ve heard about the latest celebrity couple to exist, J-Rod. (That’s a combination of Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez, in case you didn’t get it. It’s okay if you didn’t. It’s a little trickier than, say, “Bennifer.”)

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2. Before I go any further, let me warn you: J-Rod is ONE. HOT. COUPLE.

3. Here they are last night in Miami on a date night.

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4. And here they are strolling through Soho in New York City with stars in their eyes.

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5. Have you ever seen such a well-dressed matching couple??

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No, you have not.

8. In conclusion, J-Rod is the hottest couple around and I’m sorry but there’s no other competition.

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9. Come at me.

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